Papa McMilitary eats Puerto Rican Crow

Finally, a sensible word from the Party of NO.
McCain did have to resort to tweeting his understandable disgust at the Military's dangerously bloated budget.

Why is everyone focusing on this manufactured Budget Crisis? Outrageous unemployment going toward an election up to 9.2% (officially)?

Red tape blocking charitable actions (Lubbock, Orlando- where Anonymous got involved) to help the needy(people layed-off by the very government that refuses to allow people to feed them)?


Italy, Switzerland and Germany saying no to nuclear power?

Perhaps the fruits of an Arab Spring?

Are we handing all of our satellites over to the Russian's space program?

The ultimate showdown between Murdoch and the Rule of Law?

Weren't we up to three wars now?


Or could it be that austerity protests have reached US soil?

(Unless you don't count our colony of Puerto Rico as American soil)

Republicans have already begun to dismantle the Social Services and the University system.

After sweeping up all the offices in our Caribbean territory the GOP already did what it is trying to do in Wisconsin and Ohio.
In 2009 they revoked the rights of collective bargaining and outlawed strikes in a region suffering the most from unemployment with rates up to 3 times higher than some US states (nearly 17%).
With the recent cuts in education and social services, the students are standing up against tuition hikes in a land where people have to leave to find employment. The students would prefer suspension and imprisonment than face tuition fee hikes no one can afford.

That's one heck of a roadmap to prosperity. Highest crime rate, highest unemployment rate - Answer: refuse to negotiate with the unions and purge 20k government employees from the rolls and into the street. But we will give you Corporate tax breaks, and our citizens are now ready for the sweatshop.

I am glad that Obama has finally taken the offensive and is courting a block of voters no one has recognized.
A log cabin full of voters that continue to win victories in more and more states. Between that and an ERA and you finally have the bare-bones of an opposing strategy.
(Forget about the wars.)
They are the game changers that will win 2012.


"The Costa Rican" Steve Robespierre-Forbes

A Lark-Becoming

Oil Pop and the Friendly Frak Family

Returning from my southern sojourn exploring the verdant wilderness of the Dust Bowl, I find my fervor for object creation has only grown from a subtle warmth behind my eyes into the raging grass fires belching thick victory from my nostrils.

How many have succumbed to the acrid Siren call of Middle Class aspirations? Mythical Main Street lies before us and flickers. Arlington shadows, effigial whispers - nothing more than frightful phantasms of Sorel's elegy.

I have reached into the abyss and felt up hope. Local producers, fervent organizers protesting into the walls of commerce:
"To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you...To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never, to forget."(Roy)
I return refreshed and eager for the laurels of fallen empire.

When dissent is globalized and the indignant rise to spite the Rapture, I clutch that glory that is our last pillar - the central road of action. Our Momentum faces the mountebank of Sisyphus yet the paths of animal-human-becomings reach out to us. Indeed the journey of a thousand kilos begins with a single movement.

Karl Shale Caldicott

Answers of the HAND

The Ultimate Hyperbowl - Satyre shall save us.

Just found this in my great grandmother's "Salem County" recipe book:

Recipe for Spotted Craft Pudding

2 cups the Mercantilism of the Medieval pilgrim
2 tbsp BookMooch
1 tsp Craftivism
1/2 tsp Crafthaus
a dash of Paypal

1. Sift the Craftivism and Crafthaus.
2. Warm up the Paypal in Pinko water before combining it with the BookMooch.
3. Pour carefully in a Government Cheese wrapper and set in fridge for two quarters.
4. Whip up the Mercantilism into stiff peaks before folding in remaining ingredients.
5. Preheat rhetoric to LocknLoad.
6. Coat pan in Walnut oil and Sugar.
7. Place pan near Top of oven and bake 15 min.
8. Set oven to London Imbroglio and until peaks brown.

For inscrutable company serve with deniable disclosure.
Serves small global localities.

ENJOY!
Paula Kropotkin-Morris

Vivisection Is A-OK according to the Public

The hollow shell of the Consumer cannot resist the glorious role of Data Trash

To dispell the fears of all you cynics holding fast to the outdated concept of the body as a temple, Listen Up. The New England Journal of Medicine has figured it out for you and Scientific American makes sure you hear them.

You heard right. Our Scientists can tell you your future - probably - and it won't give you any anxiety or affect you and your lifestyle in any way!

Through the miracle of Personal Genomics we get a fairly accurate reading of what future disease you will contract should you fail to get hit by that bus.

What will this mean for your insurance or the cost of health care? Don't fret dude. Because of the study of 3600 individuals only 2037 completed the study and of those people 90% were not concerned at all. And only a few who were found guilty/positive were planning any more stress-free testing in their future.

You may ask yourself - Why would less than two-thirds of the people continue the study?

The answer is simple - Americans are genetically predisposed to be lazy and rarely finish things they start because of high rates of ADHD.

So I urge everyone with extra dough or access to a credit card to put your DNA where your mouth is.
Get out there and get tested before it's too late. Get off your keister and get into my database! You don't want to be the last in line when the pretreatments have moved from the laboratory to the marketplace. You want to get in on the ground floor while Genetic Therapy is still an American growth industry.

Bernie Watson and Francis Madoff