Butterfingers Bernanke

Speech Yesterday by Captain "Oil Fingers" McGee

http://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/testimony/bernanke20100609a.htm

I always enjoy listening to a little DoubleSpeak between pictures of dying birds and this one proved most fruitful.
The Rosy lenses of enlightenment shine on in the slick seas of financial ruin.
Our mantra shall be Baby Boomers and Baby Boomers it shall be!
Oh me, oh my! They shall drain our coffers and pick their gums with our children's bones.

Corporate profits shall prove promising and Huzzah! to 3.5% GDP growth!

Unemployment shall improve because it must. How you say? I ask you how can it get any higher? How can it fail to improve while we continue to dump the rolls? All the capital must retreat the real estate market to grow a bubble somewhere! Right? The Market shall provide!

Balanced budget! Tax Cuts and Zero Accountability will pave the way! Corporate taxes are pittance because they are far-outweighed by consumer taxes (as long as they remain uncounted and uncollected).

Why mention inflation numbers for food, as the "sensible man" is pure theory and finds real sustenance through durable goods?

"Healthy economic growth" requires young healthy consumers which means we must responsibly cut excessive health benefits, a.k.a. not the benefits for the elderly of Congress, but only those benefits for your parents and their parents--an irresponsible booming bunch of babies that can't take care of their own problems.

What we have here dear friends is an enemy list. A list of those who would hurt our Dollar and rob our Great Nation of the Prosperity Providence demands: the loud petulant children that are over 55, an overgrown workforce that wants a real job and affordable food, and those choice few who would have the innocent corporations pay a fair share for their use of our national resources.
Resistance is conformity.
Join me.
We will prevail.
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The End of our Nation is nigh.

Overblown Rhetoric must not be spared.

Benjamin Noam Lafcadio